September 21, 2007
Tonight's race is the last of the season. And as with any motor sport, there are no guarantees. What if this was the last race ever? What if you missed it? Last time we battled from dead last to finish 18th. We'll try to do better tonight. Here are the details.
August 24, 2007
It's been a busy few weeks since the last race, but don't worry, we haven't touched the car since pulling it off the trailer. It's sitting in a pool of its own transmission fluid. Not the best of signs.

Anyway, the race is tonight, weather permitting. Come on out and support grassroots racing. Eat hot dogs. Drink beer. Whatever floats your boat.

August 5, 2007
Well, we made some laps, earned some points, survived another race. The weather was good, and we were able to end our long absence with relatively few mishaps. We completed 53 of the 75 laps with a pit stop on the way, but eventually, we had to park it. All the trans fluid leaked out, leaving us with no "go". John says the new engine felt strong when the transmission wasn't slipping, so he's looking forward to the next race on August 24.

Going by results on the Southside Speedway website, we placed 24th, which means we gained six positions. That's one advantage of starting dead last. Some new rules at the track had us scrambling before the race, plus we had to put a new radiator in at the eleventh hour. Thanks again to Joe and Eric for their hard work on the car.

Also thanks to all our fellow Martin Agency employees and friends who came out to cheer us on. See you on August 24.

August 3, 2007 (RACE NIGHT)

Firing the new engine up for the first time
(10:50 a.m.) The Oldsmobile lives! Joe and Eric pulled it all together yesterday afternoon and got the car fired up. Now it's at Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop for exhaust work.

We're planning to hit the track early for a little practice if time allows. The weather seems to be cooperating, so plan on hanging out at Southside Speedway with us tonight for a good show. Here are the race particulars.

August 1, 2007

The new engine ready to go in
We've been monitoring the progress of the engine installation via webcam. As of 12:03 it looks like the beast is being lowered into the engine bay as we speak! Eye of the tiger fellas. Thanks again to Joe Henderson, driver of the No. 43 car for helping us out. Wouldn't be racing Friday night without him. Weather looks good for Friday, so make plans to be there.
July 31, 2007

The engine fairies have been here
Joe Henderson is working diligently on getting the new engine installed. He has a distinct advantage over the MartinEnduro crew in that he actually understands the inner and outer workings of the automobile. Even though we're paying him HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY to get the car running, he's doing us a great service by committing to the project. If we crash, you're allowed to cheer for Joe in the No. 43 car. But not if we break down.

Weather looks good so far for Friday night, but you know how that goes.

July 29, 2007

Number 64 - minus one engine (click for video)
Well, tomorrow is a big day in the life of the 64 car. Fellow racer Joe Henderson is going to tackle the job of converting the Olds to Chevy power. We finally bit the bullet and bought a brand new 350 from Jeg's, along with some other random parts scrounged from the internet and the local junkyards. We're paying Joe actual money (not beer Ñ the other racing currency), and assures us that we'll be ready to race this Friday. It's a 75-lap race, so having a capable mechanic in charge is just what we need to go the distance. Speaking of capable mechanics, many thanks to Eddie, our newest team member for his above-and-beyond work getting the old engine out. John visited the garage after work the other night, and Eddie had the thing almost out. What a beautiful site it was.

Granted, there's still a lot of work to be done. John doesn't even have his current track license yet, much less any seat time. But it's that kind of unpreparedness that makes the MartinEnduro racing experience fun.

We want to thank The Martin Agency for ingnoring what they know about smart advertising, and buying space on our car. Same goes for Hanes, TLC, GEICO, G-Force Karts, Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop and BFGoodrich Tires. Whether they just have a good sense of humor or a love for old school racing, their support helps a lot.

Stay tuned for updates as the week progresses. And let us know if you want to help with or advertise on the car. Either way, we'll work something out. Call John at 512-9782.

July 27, 2007
After a long dry spell, the Number 64 Old Cutlass is hitting the track next Friday, August 3 at Southside Speedway.

Since our last race, the car has undergone quite a bit of work. The new engine will provide us with the horsepower to be competitive. Our time away from the track will make us that much hungrier to blow the doors off the competition. Or we may crash the car on lap one. You just never know.

Either way, come out to Southside Speedway next Friday night to see some great racing action. The racing action starts around 8, but our class (Street Stock) probably won't begin until 9:30 or even later.

June 14, 2006
Ok. Here's the deal. The "extra 96 cu. inches" we referred to in the last log entry actually turned out to be "zero extra cu. inches." The fine young man in Dinwiddie from whom we bought the engine (we'll just call him Wayne for now) told us the engine was an Olds 403 when in fact it's a 307...the same engine we have in the car. So not only did we have to endure an hour or more of hearing this guy talk non-stop about how much he knows about cars, how great he is, how he's the best welder/fabricator/mechanic/customizer/low-rider/engine swapper/racecar driver/blah blah blah in all of the South (maybe even the country), but we paid $300 for the same dog of an engine we have in the car now. We know. If we were smarter about cars, it wouldn't have taken us so long to notice the stamping on the engine, but we never claimed to know anything about cars. We're people people. We trust. Anyway, after going around and around with this guy, and remembering some proverbish thing about getting blood from a stone, we decided to suck it up and use the lying twirp's engine. Who knows if it will work. Jeff and John have the new engine sitting kind of crooked-like in the engine bay for now. Hopefully we'll be able to have it running in time for the race Friday night. We'll keep you posted. Here's a timelapse movie of us removing the old engine.
May 10, 2006
We're back in action as of now.

There's a full season of Enduro racing (now called Street Stock) at Southside with more races than last year. We've already missed one or two races, but hope to be up and running very soon. Jeff and John secured a new (used) engine to replace the sad 307. It's an Olds 403, and we sure hope the extra 96 cu. inches (and our brand new set of BFGoodrich Radial T/As) help. We'll start updating the website on a regular basis now, so check back for news about the season. And be sure to visit http://www.southside-speedway.com for info on Street Stock and other classes of racing. Let's hope we didn't forget how to do this.

September 23, 2005
#@*!. #@!!!* rained *&*%$! again. #U#!. $& cruel joke *%#, @!+*!!. !@!$$#%##**!.
September 23, 2005
No rain in sight. The race is definitely on. Click here for the details. For various reasons, the field is likely to be one of the biggest yet, making conditions prime for "mavoc"--a combination of mayhem and havoc. There's no telling how the MartinEnduro team will do. We will almost certainly "lose" in the sense that we are unlikely to "win". But that should have no bearing on whether or not you attend. Come out and support us, and our odds are sure to increase. In the meantime, why not get psyched up (or out) by enjoying this movie. Long live 64!
September 22, 2005
The final race of the season is tomorrow night. We plan to leave it all on the track. Please come support the team. And no matter what happens, just remember we love you all. So, so, so, so much. Click here for the particulars...about us loving you.
September 17, 2005
Mother nature was cruel to enduro drivers and fans last night. We got rained out right before our race. "That's racing," is the only way to sum it up. Everything got soaked inside the car while we sat in a muddy traffic jam of disappointed race teams trying to go home. A few classes got to run before the skies opened up. Grand Stock and Pro-Six ran with no problems, and Modified ran the first 50 laps of a 100-lap race before the rain came. Congratulations to Brandon Hendrick of the Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop family for winning the pole and the race. It must be that practice he got in with us a few months ago! Thanks to all the fans who made it out only to get soaked. Hopefully, you can come to the final race of the season next Friday, Sept. 23. And thanks again to our sponsors who have kept us racing.
September 16, 2005
Well the weather radar looks pretty good, except for that large chunk of Hurricane Ophelia we see in the lower right of the screen. Chance of rain for this evening has dropped to 30 percent, so let's just assume we're racing tonight.

It's hard to believe we're running again with the same motor, considering the noises it made after the last race. But evidently what our engine lacks in style and power, it makes up for in durability. Nonetheless, Google thinks the "Olds 307" is a species of dog, because that's how most people describe it.

Enough negativity! We plan to bring it!

Be there tonight if you can. The green flag drops on other classes at 7:00, with enduro starting sometime after 9:00. Possibly much later than 9:00, but don't wait too late to show up. Tickets are $10 at the gate. Less for seniors and kids.

If you don't like the idea of going to a "stock car race", think of it as a "movie" where you can bring your own cooler up to 18 inches long, full of beer but not in glass bottles. Come on. It's Friday, the hurricane didn't hit us. We've got our health. Go breathe some fumes.

September 14, 2005
This just in. An enduro race has been added to the Southside Speedway schedule for this Friday night, September 16. Click here for the particulars. The car barely made it on the trailer after the last race, but we've vowed to race it as long as it will start. Try to make it out to support the MartinEnduro team if you can. Heat races start at 7:00 for other classes, so come early and make a night of it. Otherwise, we recommend arriving around 9:00 so you're sure to not miss a single minute of enduro action. Thanks to our sponsors and to the fans that make it out to see us race. Makes it a lot more fun.
September 12, 2005
The mail brought a big surprise today. The official first winnings check for the MartinEnduro team. We weren't even aware of the fact that 9th place garnered fifty bucks. Very welcome addition to the team budget (ex-budget). If we weren't broke, we'd frame the check for posterity. As it is, this pic will have to do.

September 7, 2005
Ladies and gentlemen: The No. 64 MartinEnduro team just got its first Top 10 finish. Here's John's account of how he ended up in 9th place...


Watch the action from the stands
With new baby business and other things to attend to all day, I barely made it to the race on time. Because I registered so late, I was sent to the back of the field of 29 cars. For the record, that's the third straight race in which I was on the last row. Being in the back has its advantages, though, since you can pass slower cars but not have to worry about getting steamrollered by faster traffic right away. Of course within a few laps it was hard to tell who was leading and who was following. The carnage started pretty quickly with crashes all over the track. I managed to avoid them (probably since I was so slow). I had to squeeze between disabled cars and the inside retaining wall once, and I almost hit a car that spun on the front stretch. Somebody else beat me to it though. Evidently, having a camera on your rear bumper causes a bit of unwanted attention, as one guy gave me three solid hits from behind, even though I was staying high to get out of his way. The young folks tell me he was trying to "bring it". I'll double check the tape, but I believe he was the same guy who eventually ran into the parked car at the start/finish line. The car did about as well as usual. The temperature was nice and stable at 160 degrees before the race. But after a few laps, the needle started moving and didn't stop till it pegged itself way past the 250-degree mark. Miraculously, the engine died right as I rounded turn 4 to take the checkered flag. I coasted around the track and into the pits, where the engine sizzled and smoked. Once again, however, it started up long enough to get back on the trailer. Who knows, maybe it has one more race in it.

Thanks to Mindy Reese for scoring this historic race. Also thanks to Jeff Pollard for all his help in the pits and the garage. Thanks to the great group of fans who came out, too. It's nice to hear someone screaming something other than "Fire!" when I drive by.

And of course, special thanks to our sponsors: CARFAX, Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop, Montgomery Body Shop, Edo's Squid, Key's Towing, G-Force Karts, Signs By Tomorrow, Maxwell Welding. We only associate with high-quality folks, so take our advice and give them your patronage. Thanks to GEICO, UPS, Spike TV and The Martin Agency for their parts in all of this...although they'd probably prefer we not mention what that means.

If we think the car can make it more than a few laps, we'll see you at the next race on Friday, Sept. 23.

September 2, 2005
We figure the motor's got one more race it it before it buys the farm. So tonight at Southside Speedway, MartinEnduro will race again. We don't expect to be working any miracles on the track, but stranger things have happened. Actually no, they haven't. John replaced the thermostat and two fouled plugs, and installed a new temperature gauge. The gauge won't help the engine stay cool, but it will give John something tangible on which to focus his overheating-related anxiety. Funny to think how quickly an actual mechanic could diagnose our problem...

Attendance has been pretty light at the last two races. But instead of taking the hint, we'd like to encourage Martinites and friends to come out. We know watching 30-some deranged drivers spinning, flipping, crashing and burning doesn't sound exciting, but it actually is quite enjoyable. Give it a chance. There's only one race after this one. Click back to the homepage for details about the race. Hope to see you there.

August 26, 2005
Today we welcome the newest member of the MartinEnduro team. Audrey Frances Ryland was born at 1:12 this morning to John and Betsy. She's a cute thing weighing in at 7 lbs, 4.5 oz. This could obviously affect next week's race, but we'll all forgive her. She's new at this.
August 24, 2005
Jeff and John followed up on an ad in the Trading Post for an Olds 403. To the best of our knowledge, it's a legal swap for an enduro car. However, we weren't impressed. The motor has been sitting in a guy's backyard for five or six months and is home to more crickets than you can shake a stick at. The last thing we need is an engine with cricket damage. Anyway, we were going to pull the plugs to see if they could tell us about the engine's past, but brough the wrong socket. We noticed a funny looking extension on one of the plugs that we later found to be called a "spark plug extender." Interesting. Its job is to keep the plug from fouling due to the oil that's going where it's not supposed to go. Bad sign. Asking price is $295. We think we'll pass. If we race Friday, it will be with the tired old 307. If it's still alive.
August 19, 2005
Ladies and gentlemen, we're finished. Scratch that. WE FINISHED! Morning rain had us thinking the worst, but we ended up racing under clear Southside skies. Here's John's take on the action:

First things first. I drew the exact same starting position as last time...39th. Coincidentally, that put me on the very last row on the inside. Next to me, was my friend Joe who would start last. No problems before the race, so I got to see some of the other races and qualifying to get in the proper frame of mind. Not sure what time is was when our race started, but it was late. After one pace lap, the green flag dropped and it was on. I passed a few cars early on, but I soon became the "passee" as the underwhelming power of the Olds 307 became clear. The car was really loose, despite my lack of power. I didn't even check my tire pressures before the race, so I guess I deserved the wild ride. There were a few wrecks and other incidents that I could see (Note: I couldn't see much at first due to foggy glasses...opted not to wear contacts. Bad idea.), but I stayed clear of them. I ended up having to stay to the outside again to avoid getting run over. Got very sideways a couple of times thanks to some large slicks of automotive fluids that appeared in bad places. Avoiding them, and the permanently disabled car in turn 2 was a high priority. By the way, one driver made a couple of laps with his hood up. And not just a little up. Up up. As the race wore on, our car started smoking a lot from all smoke-prone zones as if to tell me, "Stop. Please stop doing this to me." Instead, the car's weakness just made me mad. As a result, I pressed the pedal down to the floor, and when it would go no further, I pressed even harder. With one lap to go, a car spun between turns three and four, and for a second, I thought he might find me. But he didn't. I took the checkered flag with 45 laps completed and brought it into the pits...where the car cut out on its own. After it cooled down, I was able to get it onto the trailer, looking as good as it did when we started. But we'll be looking for a new motor before we race again. And if it's a good one, enduro might never be the same.

Once again, many thanks to our sponsors who have allowed us to have a lot of fun so far. Not only are they good sports, but they're all great at what they do, so do yourself a favor and partake of their services.

Also, thanks to Jeff Pollard, the lone airgunman. The solitary screw-driver. The only oil filler. The one guy who got his hands dirty this time around. Don't worry, man. Now that we've finished a race, people will be flocking to help, right?

August 18, 2005
Tomorrow night we race again. Weather is calling for a 30 percent chance of isolated thunderstorms, much like last time we raced. The car is in good shape, and we are looking forward to finishing this one. Is that too much to ask, really? With only three more races left in the season, perhaps it's time you made a spiritual journey to Southside Speedway. So far, no fans have left disappointed--at least to our knowledge. It's a cheap date, and you can bring your own beer. Thanks again to all of our sponsors for tolerating our incompetence with flying colors.
August 17, 2005
Jeff and John opted to skip the waterpump installation, so that part will be heading back for a refund. There's no reason to think it's bad other than the car running hot, which enduro cars tend to do. Instead, they removed the thermostat and the A/C condenser which was blocking/protecting the radiator. In other words, we'd rather protect the engine from the inside than the outside this time. Hopefully, the extra airflow will help keep temps down. Other than that, they mounted the battle scarred camera case just above the rear bumper where the license plate used to go. This could mean farewell to the Sharp Handicam. We race in two days.
August 14, 2005
John picked up a new waterpump and thermostat at Advance today. He and Jeff (and whoever else wants to help) will put it in this week in hope of cooling the monster 307 down a bit. Who knows if it will do the trick or not. Looks like a 30% chance of thunderstorms for Friday's race.
August 13, 2005
The front of the car looks like the front of a car again. John skipped the junkyard and repaired the damage with aluminum flashing, scrap metal, rivets, duct tape and zip ties. Repair cost: Probably around $6. It's not very strong, but it will support the Montgomery Body Shop logo for another race. The bumper cam will be relocated to the trunk if time allows. That way I can I.D. the guys who keep running into me from behind. JR also found a suitable tire to replace the blown Goodyear Wingfoot. Needless to say, we're hoping to not have to use it like last time.
July 29, 2005
John began reconstucting the front of the car last night. The bumper and bumper cover made it home safely this time, so that saved us a few bucks. From here on out, any fiberglass parts that get destroyed will be replaced with aluminum flashing. The car's about to start getting a lot less pretty. We might need to find a less vulnerable location for the Montgomery Body Shop logo. Thankfully, Signs By Tomorrow gave us an extra one. The camera box needs to be rehabilitated/relocated, but it will live to see another race. Stay tuned to the News section of this site to see when we'll be racing next.
July 27, 2005
So, an enduro race has been added to the schedule for Friday, August 5. John and Jeff are both on vacation that week, so it's unlikely we'll be able to make the race. Not out of the question, but unlikely. We encourage you to attend anyway so you can scope out the competition for us. If we don't run on August 5, we'll definitely be back in action on Friday, August 19, for the regularly scheduled race.
July 22, 2005 (post-race)
Well one more race and 30 more laps under our belt. Even though we ended up not finishing again, we feel good about our performance. Here's John's take on the race:

First of all, it was a really fun/exciting race. Lots of cars spinning out...one or two big crashes. I drew number 39, so I started pretty far back in the pack. After a clean start, the car ran well at first and felt pretty strong. But as the water temp rose, we started to lose power, so it was frustrating--especially on the straightaways. I feel like I ran well up until the first red flag. While I was waiting for the crews to clear three cars from the track and the ambulance to take one driver away, I decided to shut the car off, hoping it would cool down a bit. Then came the rookie mistake. I thought the restart would be a rolling one. Wrong. The light turned green and everyone took off...except me. Took me a second to get the car back on and in gear. I almost got clobbered by the field, but recovered fairly well. Soon after the start, someone ripped the front right off the car. Fiberglass and metal went flying and almost took out the headlight cam. Luckily it survived with the footage intact. There was a lot of pushing and shoving for the remainder of the race. I tried to stay to the outside when I felt my car slowing down. Even though it was getting slower, it was also getting looser in the turns. Turns out I had a blown tire (left rear) that an official pointed out to me on the second red flag stop. I pulled into the pits, and got the tire changed just in time for the race to be over. I was not moving very fast doing my own pitstop. Pretty exhausted. But the car will race again! Thanks to everyone who came out. And special thanks to our sponsors and team. Especially Jeff Pollard and Dane Magoon who logged a lot of hours in the garage. Also, thanks to Joe Henderson, driver of the No. 43 car. He's an old autocross buddy of mine who raced enduro for the first time and finished! Joe is a top-notch BMW mechanic and road racer. He helped me try to figure out the squealing belt problem before the race. Also, special thanks to Freddy Keys and his driver Aaron who got us to the track and back. Overall, it was great night, even though we're still looking for that finish.

July 22, 2005 (morning)
Tonight is the race. Key's Towing is sending a truck for Old No. 64 today around 4:00. In the meantime, John is trying to fix his real car that is acting weird. So much for concentrating on the task at hand. Last night Emily, Patrick, Ben, Dane, Jeff, Matt & Gina and Matt & Suzanne showed up for pre-race preparations. Gina brought a cake! We played poker, and this time, John was the big winner. He almost made up for the loss he suffered earlier in the week. Hopefully he didn't use up the team's luck for tonight's race. Once again, thanks to everyone on the team and to our sponsors. See you tonight.
July 21, 2005
Tonight is the pre-race "meeting" at John's house. We don't have much to do to the car, so we're planning to play cards and video games instead. Of course the race is tomorrow night at Southside Speedway. Gates open at 7pm for heat races, followed by various classes, then enduro. Get there by 9pm to make sure you don't miss it. Right now, the chance of rain is holding steady at 30 percent. That means 70 percent chance of Enduro! Visit www.southside-speedway.com for information.

Thanks to all of our sponsors for hanging in there through all the rain. Check our sponsors page for more info on how to find them. See you tomorrow night.

July 17, 2005
Tonight we played poker in the garage. Jeff, Dane, Greg, Matt Wojtysiak and John played for a few hours, during which everybody took John's money. Anaconda, Follow the Queen, Chicken Express, Night Baseball, Guts, Hi-Lo, five-card...we played them all. Some of us drank beer and ate Captain's Wafers. Goodnight.
July 19, 2005
Today, John broke the in-car camera. Seems it couldn't handle a six-inch, partially padded drop onto the floor. We'll have to borrow or buy another before the next race. We're excited about that.
July 18, 2005
John added more shims to the right front to give it more negative camber. We're planning on getting together in John's garage for a pre-race poker/video game/beer night this Thursday. If you can find the place, show up around 7:30. If you show up, remind John to tighten the fan belt.
June 18, 2005
Downtime is dangerous. Today, John decided to turn the steering wheel into a "quick-release" steering wheel. After a bunch of drilling and grinding, the steering wheel now comes off on demand. Pull two pins and yank it off the column. The last time John exited the car during a race, the car was on fire. So anything that makes fleeing the car eaiser is a welcome change. Let's hope the design of the quick release is sound. It looks like there won't be any enduro races added to the schedule at Southside, so we'll have to wait until July 22.
June 3, 2005 (afternoon)
The race was called due to rain. That's two in a row. Granted, if last year's last race hadn't been called, we might not have had a car to race with this year. It was in worse shape than we thought. The next scheduled enduro event is on July 22, so it looks as though we have another month to prepare. It's unlikely that we'll use that time wisely, but we'll try. Thanks to everyone who made plans to come support the team. Hopefully next time won't disappoint. Stay tuned for updates leading up to the next race.
June 3, 2005 (morning)
John, Jeff, Dane, Cody, Kerry, Holly, Mindy, Ben and sound engineer Jeff McManus met bright and early for some high-tech go-cart racing at G-Force Karts. Everybody got a lot of seat time and had a blast on the indoor track. Excuses were flying after each session, but it looks like Jeff Pollard took top honors as the fastest of the day. In fairness to the other top dog, Jeff M. sat out one race to film. We'll try to post the time sheets soon. Thanks to Jason at G-Force for letting us come out. It's raining at the moment, and our chances look slim for actually getting to race tonight.
June 2, 2005
Jeff, Dane and John took Rocky's advice and used their alignment suggestions, adding even more negative camber on the right front, and a half-inch of toe-out on the left front. Dane did a bunch of toe-out-related calculations and ate $6 worth of beef jerky. Can't wait to see the difference on Friday night. In addition to the tweaks, the car is sporting new graphics for CARFAX, G-Force Karts, Montgomery Body Shop and Key's Towing. Many thanks to these supporters of the No. 64 car.
June 1, 2005
Today we practiced. Was nice to finally meet Sue Clements (Southside Speedway owner). She's a great person and runs a fine operation. Thanks to our newest sponsor, Key's Towing, the 64 car made it out to Southside in style. We arrived at noon and set up our stuff in the pit area. We ended up selling some of our time to other drivers throughout the day. They were happy for the track time, and we were happy to get the extra money. The car did pretty well as enduro cars go, with average lap times running about 19.7 sec. We have no idea if that's decent or embarrassing, but at least we were consistent. Our buddies from Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop showed up with their No. 01 modified car to test it out. Brandon and Rocky also gave us some setup tips and driving advice. Much needed. The car ran hot a couple of times and leaked a fair amount of transmission fluid and oil. Not too much got on the track, and the little that did, we cleaned up. Overall, a fun day of time well spent.
May 30, 2005
We've pretty much done everything we know how to do to the car. The transmission is still iffy, but we'll find out if it's raceable at Wednesday's practice. John made two camera mounts (one in the cockpit and one in the grill), so we should be able to get some cool race footage on Friday. The weather forecast has gotten a LOT better, so it looks like we're on. Try to make it out to Southside and cheer on the No. 64 Olds if you can. We're hoping for a respectable finish this time. Adults tickets are $10. Kids 7-12 are $5. According to Southside Speedway kids under 5 are free. Not sure where that leaves 6-year-olds. Gates open at 7:00 p.m. for heat races in other classes. Enduro starts later, but we recommend showing up around 8 to hang out with other MartinEnduro fans. Coolers are welcome (up to 18 inches) but NO GLASS. We'll keep you posted if anything changes.
May 25, 2005
Practice? What's that? We're about to find out. We have officially reserved a practice day at Southside Speedway. We have the track to ourselves on Wednesday, June 1st from 12 noon until 6 pm. We're planning to share the time with the guys from Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop if they can do it. If the weather cooperates, we should get some valuable seat time and be able to make adjustments to the car. It's looking like rain for Friday's race, by the way, but we're keeping our fingers crossed.

Last night Jeff, Dane and cameraman Ben met in John's garage to work on the car. After lots crimping, cutting and sparks, John finally got all the gauges working and installed a cool looking toggle switch for the dial illumination. Dane re positioned the hood and trunk pins to match the post-race shape of the car. Once again, we dropped the pan and drained the transmission fluid. Special thanks to Jeff and Holly, by the way. Jeff noticed that John was about to put Type F fluid in the transmission-the wrong kind-and promptly acquired the correct kind. Earlier in the week, Holly Flaisher did her homework and determined that a GM 350 Turbo transmission holds 3.5 quarts of fluid. Or was it gallons?

We also gained a new sponsor yesterday. G-Force Karts has agreed to trade track time for space on our car. A match made in heaven if ever there was one. Look for footage from their track on this site soon.

Tonight we're scheduled to work on the car again. Same time and place. Not a whole lot more to do to get the car ready for the race except to test.

May 20, 2005
We rented a tow dolly for a couple of days to take the car to Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop for some professional tuning. Took the car to the shop after hours on Thursday and covered with tarps in keeping with the overnight forecast. We returned Friday at 5 only to find that Chuck had broken his collar bone in a dirt bike accident. We passed on our get-well wishes and hauled the still-ailing Cutlass back to John's house. Over the weekend, with no official work days scheduled, only a few things got done. John installed a tachometer and finished the "bodywork" on the front end. He also continued to try to get the transmission slip/leak under control. At the moment, it seems to only slip in reverse. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW MUCH FLUID A GM 350 TURBO TRANSMISSION HOLDS. You'd think that would be very GOOGLEABLE, but it's not.
May 18, 2005
Well, we've officially gotten underway again after a long break. We're determined to improve upon our record, and it should be easy to do. Southside's standings showed us solidly in last place. Evidently there are no points awarded for style. The Martin Agency has once again decided to be a paying sponsor of the 64 car, and for that we are all very grateful. We've started looking for other sponsors who would be willing to pitch in a few bucks, pizzas, beer, video games, or anything else a race team uses, in exchange for their logos on the car. If you or someone you know is interested, email John here: john.ryland@martinagency.com

The car is starting to have a little dignity again. We found a bumper at the junkyard and forced it to fit on the mangled frame. More importantly, we have an appointment with Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop on Horsepen Rd. Friday after they close to go over the car with a fine toothed comb. Chuck and his crew have been a huge help to us and we HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEIR EXHAUST AND BRAKE WORK and other repairs. They're a racing family and they've taken our ragtag team under their wing. Call them at 282-2857 before you spend a bunch of money at a dealership or somewhere else.

Our goal is to rent the track for a practice day before the June 3 race. As a thank you to the Hendricks, we'll share our time with Brandon Hendrick who races in the Modified division at Southside. Plus, they'll be on hand to help us set up the car and give John a crash course in circle track racing.

We'll post a work/practice/race schedule on the site soon.

September 17, 2004
The rain held off all day today despite the forecast, but in the end the skies opened up and stopped the show. No more enduro races until next season. We're hoping to bring the car out to one or two autocross events this fall. If so, you could have a chance to drive the mighty No. 64 Olds on a closed course. Check back for updates on these events. In the meantime, we'll continue whipping the Cutlass back into shape for next year when we hope to hang in there for an entire season. Thanks to all the sponsors, supporters and team members who helped get us there swapping paint. And stay tuned for web updates and info on the enduro documentary that's currently in the works.
September 16, 2004
Looks like a good chance of rain on race night. If that's the case, the enduro season is officially over. If not, we're hoping for another big crowd to come support the agency on it's last night of racing for the year. We'd love to go out there and finish. Wildly unrealistic goals are all part of the Car No. 64 mindset. Come live it with us tomorrow night. The gates open at 6:00 but the enduro action doesn't start 'til 9:30 or so. Visit southside-speedway.com for directions, or take Hull St. far west to Genito Rd. in Midlothian. Turn right on to Genito and the track is on your right after a mile or two. COOLERS ARE WELCOME, BUT NO GLASS. Let's hope it doesn't rain. Watch our latest video to see footage from the last race.
September 10, 2004
John worked on the car a little bit to trace the transmission leak. It seems the leak was coming from the dipstick. The only thing out of the ordinary was a crack in the vacuum line that attaches to the transmission. The plan is to put a shroud over the manifold so if it leaks again, it won't flare up. We'll try to get a bumper or suitable replacement for the front, but Patrick says he saw other cars without them, so we'll see. The wires that burned up in the fire seem to not have affected too much. The car idles a little higher than normal. That's about it.
September 9, 2004
Today was a big day for the agency and in particular, the MartinEnduro team. Dale Jarrett was in town for the race at Richmond International Raceway and stopped by the agency to thank us for the work on UPS. Super-nice guy. Very friendly and seemed genuinely appreciative of his fans inside and outside the agency. He was kind enough to autograph the roof of our car. Hopefully that will bring us some luck next Friday, although we're contemplating using the plasma cutter to remove that section before the race, just in case. Dale took one look at the mangled driver's door and said, "That's not a good place to get hit." We gave him a T-shirt, took some photos, and he was off to the races, literally. Wish him luck for this weekend.
September 3, 2004 (post-race)
We survived. We didn't finish but we survived to race again. As expected, the green flag fell and mayhem ensued. About 30 Martinites and friends showed up to support the No. 64 Team on their debut race.

Our pristine Oldsmobile started near the front of the 30 car field thanks to a lucky draw by John. We lost our grill and knocked our front bumper loose within the first few laps, and the action never let up.

After mixing it up for 12 laps or so, John had to bring it into the pits as his oil pressure was dropping, water temperature was rising and the car was beginning to fill up with smoke. The car was missing on the straightaways, and John was having trouble getting the car into gear.

Other than those things, it worked like clockwork. During the pitstop, John realized what everyone already knew, that his front bumper was only attached on one side and was in danger of falling off. After inspection, the officials gave him the go ahead to re-enter the race. Because the race had been red-flagged for another incident during his pit stop, John had to wait for the last place car to complete one lap before he was allowed to take to the track.

Just when old No. 64 was starting to make some progress, an incident in turn three caused a lot of drama and eventually took the team out of the race. A nudge from behind sent our car sliding through the turn where it was blocked from view by the infield garage. Everyone expected to see No. 64 slide through to the other side. Nope. Instead, the announcer says, "Looks like Car Number 64 is on fire." And it was. While trying to get the car restarted after the wreck, John's car was broadsided by another competitor. Immediately after that, flames flared up under the hood. Turns out a transmission fluid leak onto the exhaust manifold was the culprit. The fire crew put it out in no time and only minimal fire damage was done to the car. Nonetheless, John called it quits for the night.

In the post race celebration in the pits, we were able to start it and drive away under our own power. At this point, it looks a lot more like an enduro car should.

Many thanks to all the fans who came out Friday night. Also, John gives special thanks to everyone on the team who got us out there racing. Emily, Both Patricks, Catherine and Dane made particularly big contributions. Not to mention Terry and Mike whose roll cage was put to the test and never budged. You guys rule.

Look for the MartinEnduro team in the last race of the season on Friday, September 17. Same place. Same time.

September 3, 2004 (a.m.)
The big race is tonight. We're hoping for a big turnout at the track. The weather is perfect and the car seems good, so make plans to be there. The gates open at 5:00 but the Enduro race is later, probably around 9:30. Tickets are $10 at the gate. Coolers are welcome, but NO GLASS. Come support the team. Take Hull Street far West from downtown, then make a right onto Genito Rd. The track is at 12800 Genito. Visit southside-speedway.com for more details. Use Mapquest for more detailed directions and alternate routes. Wish us luck.
September 2, 2004
Today was the big unveiling party at The Martin Agency. The operations department decked out the patio with balloons and flags, and served wings, beer and high-octane Hunch Punch. Martinites got to sit in the car and rev it up. Everyone seemed suitably impressed with how it turned out. John was late because he was stuck in a meeting that frankly would have gone better if he hadn't been spending so much time on the race car. So indirectly, he says, it's Mike Lear's fault. Earlier in the day, John dropped the car off at Signs By Tomorrow (West End Richmond) for the installation of the graphics. Andy Vasconcellos did an amazing job, and the vinyl makes the car look like it means business. Patrick and John loaded up the car and took it back to the garage where they did some final tweaks. While they were working, Brian Maxwell of Maxwell Welding showed up with his trunk graphic, not a moment too soon. It filled the empty space nicely.
September 1, 2004
The team T-shirts came in today and we made final plans for the unveiling party at the agency. Also arranged to bring the car to Signs By Tomorrow, of all days, tomorrow. They have agreed to comp the installation of the graphics in exchange for a banner across the top of the windshield. Betsy started out touching up some scratches caused by the storm. Evidently, the aforementioned oil geyser caused some trouble when applying the touch up paint. So she ended up basically painting the car again. Fortunately, she's one of the fastest, neatest painters in the West (End). Race day is almost here, by the way.
August 31, 2004
Today was huge. With the agency closed due to lack of power, John and Patrick A. were able to give some thought to actually getting the car running again. They hooked up a few loose vacuum lines, grounded the fuel cell and crossed their fingers. Patrick climbed inside, turned the key and the trusty 307 sprang to life. First try. Emily, Patrick B., Kerry (Martin Broadcast) and her fiance' Daniel stopped by to see and hear for themselves. NOTE: It takes about five starts and 40 full-throttle revs to work loose a finger-tight oil pressure sending unit nut. At which point, oil will rocket skyward, coating driveways, engines and people with itself. NOTE 2: Be sure to check for short-circuits in gauge wiring before hooking them up to a power supply. If not, the wires will catch fire instantly and burn through the existing plastic oil line that you just tightened.
August 30, 2004
First of all, there was huge flood today in downtown Richmond close to the agency in an area called Shockoe Bottom. We didn't realize it till later, but while we were getting the exhaust installed, cars, buses, and 18-wheelers were floating down Main Street and piling up in intersections. The water was 15 feet deep on some streets, and people had to be rescued in boats.

A perfect day for loading the car on the trailer and heading to Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop. Shop manager Chuck Hendrick and exhaust wizard Robert Morton installed a custom dual exhaust using big, fat 2.5-inch pipe. No muffler, no catastrophic converter. Just free-flowing pipes exiting just in front of the rear wheels. Chuck and Robert created a mean looking exhaust worthy of a Mad Max Interceptor. And as quite a few Martinites have come to expect, the staff at the shop could not have been nicer. We owe a big thanks to everyone at Roy Hendrick's Muffler Shop. Don't take your car anywhere else. (And thanks to Betsy for negotiating a sweet sponsorship with them.)

August 29, 2004
Betsy finished the last of the painting today, and the car looks amazing. We're fully aware that such a condition is fleeting, but for now, we own the style category. Still reeling from Saturday's paint fumes, John did the masking and helped Eric Eisele hook up the gauges. Afterwards, he installed the racing harness and seat cover while Eric finished padding the roll cage. The car just looked too good inside to have that ugly maroon Oldmobile steering wheel, so John picked up an old-school chrome and black wheel from the parts store. It had to be.


August 28, 2004
John and Betsy woke up early and stayed up late working on the car. With the help of Dane Magoon and Greg Cassidy, they got the interior primed and painted gray and the exterior primed and almost completely painted. Everybody is loving the yellow and flat black color scheme. Diana Magoon helped tackle the work as well, thus earning official team member status. Once the paint dries overnight, we'll mask the line where the color changes and finish painting. The car is really starting to look like a race car now. Overall a very transformational day for our beloved Cutlass.
August 27, 2004
Terry and Patrick B. came by after work today. Terry knocked out the rest of the welding, including filling a few more openings in the trunk firewall. It will be a shame to paint over Terry's welds, but he'll understand. Patrick fashioned some heavy-duty chicken wire-type screen across the grill for a fresh, purposeful and post-apocalyptic look. He's confident that no chickens will make it through to the radiator. Well done, sir. Betsy and John mounted the fuel cell using the custom brackets John and Todd made last night. Seriously, the fuel cell is not going anywhere.
August 26, 2004
Terry, Mike, Patrick B., Todd and John were the crew tonight. Brian Maxwell had to pull an all-nighter but was kind enough to let us use his MIG welder. Terry stepped in and finished the welds on the seat rails and harness tabs. The seat is now perfectly positioned and perfectly unadjustable. Remember the oil pressure sender that got the best of everyone last night? Mike used some kind of mechanical trickery and owned it. Patrick B. pulled a few parts, drank a few High Lifes, took a few stills. Todd Brusnighan made his debut and as is customary for first-timers, he brought beer. John put Todd to work fabricating brackets that will tie down the fuel cell. Todd pretty much unleashed his inner beast and starting hammering like there was no tomorrow. In the end, he made a nice bracket. For the play-by-play, click here.
August 25, 2004
Patrick A., Patrick B., Emily, Dane and John made good progress tonight. Patrick A. hooked up the lines for the fuel cell. The rest of the guys did various jobs including drilling the holes for the door bolts and dealing with the window net brackets. Some other stuff, too. But it all kind of blurs together after awhile.
August 24, 2004
John installed the hood and trunk pins. Dane helped
August 23, 2004
Patrick A., Eric Eisele, Jeff Pollard and Dane attacked the basic tune-up items with precision and grace and lots of perspiration. Eric changed the plugs and sanded the trunk lid. Jeff changed the oil and the air filter which probably really didn't need changing. Judge for yourself. Patrick started working his body work magic by riveting aluminum flashing over the headlight holes. The result was very stock car-y. Nice. The guys began the search for the oil pressure sending unit. It's not where everyone thinks it is.
August 22, 2004
After trying in vain to find a rental welder for Terry to use, Betsy contacted mobile welder Brian Maxwell of Maxwell Welding (Ashland, VA). Brian cut us a great deal in exchange for his graphic on the trunk. He tacked the seat rails in place using the kit from Stock Car Products. Brian will return later in the week to finish the welds on the seat, firewall and window net brackets. He's a really good guy with a truck loaded with lots of dangerous looking stuff. Make a list of things you need welded around the house, then call Brian at Maxwell Welding.
August 21, 2004
Jeff Pollard and John took Jeff's truck over to visit used tire shops on the Southside near Stock Car Products. After two unsuccessful tries, they scored a set of Goodyear Wingfoot HP tires (225/70-14) with raised white letters for a modest $80 mounted and balanced. While they were being mounted, John ran across the street to SCP to get a few more gussets and seat belt tabs. While he was there, he got a refresher course on mounting the seat from Reno and Carl who also gave some fuel cell mounting tips. Thanks again guys. Knowledge is power.
August 20, 2004
Well, today was supposed to be our first race, but it's not going to happen. Furthermore, we're going to have to "kick it" to be ready for the race in two weeks.
August 19, 2004
We hooked up the water temp gauge and continued to survey the situation. Not much to report today.
August 18, 2004
Patrick A. brought a ton of tools over to John's garage and began formulating a plan of attack. At this point John is having delusional thoughts of actually having the car ready for Friday's race. Clearly, he is insane.
August 17, 2004
John Arrived back in Richmond on the red-eye from L.A. Due to 1.6 million small and large factors, the cage is the only thing that got done in the last two weeks. At this point, having the car ready to compete by Friday night is a pipe-dream, but one that John insists on hanging on to. That's probably just the jet-lag talking.
August 16, 2004
Patrick A. picked up the car at Mike's house after work and brought it back to John's house where it will stay (hopefully) until race day. The cage looks great, but to the untrained eye, the rest of the car looks remarkably like it did before it left John's house.
August 8, 2004
Terry and his friend Mike Hall tackled the roll cage over the weekend. They did an amazing job and put all doubt to rest. They could not resist welding a Miller High Life beer cap to the rear firewall. It's a nice touch. The work was done at Mike's house on the Southside of Richmond. The team owes a lot to these guys. They definitely went above and beyond the call of duty.
August 2, 2004
John left for L.A. for about two weeks. He's confident that work will continue without interruption. Items still to be done: install cage, install fuel cell, buy and mount tires, install hood pins, install window net, change plugs, change filters, change oil, sand body, cover hole in firewall, cover hole where rear seat was, and on and on.
July 23-August 1
The car is coming along nicely, although we haven't been keeping up with progress on this site like we should. Basically, we've taken about 1.6 million nuts, bolts and screws out of the dashboard. There's now a huge hole in the firewall. John installed new shocks. Dane and John removed a bunch of unnecessary air conditioning-related stuff from under the hood. Matt Wieringo took the easy way while removing the rear window. He broke it into 1.6 million pieces. It was one of the loudest sounds ever heard. Then he loaded the whole water logged interior in his pickup truck and hauled it to the landfill. John's wife was pleased to see it go. Greg Cassidy made an appearance for some sanding and removing of exterior parts. At this point the car looks pretty bare.

John is about to go out of town on a Quiznos TV shoot. He's bummed that he'll miss the welding of the cage and hopes that Terry does not take artistic license with it (e.g. welding it on the roof in the shape of a dying swan.)

July 22, 2004
We went to Stock Car Products at 3:30 today with film crew in tow (Devin Bousquet, Todd Brusnighan). Patrick A. and John met with Rick, Carl, Reno and practically the entire staff there and got a lot of good advice and equipment: Enduro roll cage kit for '87 Cutlass, fuel cell, window net, racing harness, aluminum racing seat, misc. pieces of metal, etc. to the tune of about $1,000. We are very lucky to have these guys in town. They're 10 minutes from downtown where the agency is located. I can tell we'll be there a lot. Wrapped it up and headed over to John's house to meet the new welder.

Welding is going to be a huge part of the enduro project. Emily's boyfriend (Patrick B.) has a friend who welds. His name is Terry Wolfe, and actually he's a sculptor. He came over to John's garage tonight and looked over the roll cage kit and the instructions. He says he's confident that he can handle the job of protecting John's vital organs. Still need to figure out logistics of getting the car to a suitable workspace for the installation.

July 21, 2004
Work officially got underway tonight on the car. Emily Moore, Patrick Biedrycki and Dane Magoon met at John's house and proceeded to dismantle a perfectly good Oldsmobile. Seats, headliner, door panels, console. Gone. Seat belts, carpet, trim. The same. By the end of the night, we had gotten down to the bare metal of the interior. And we found a few items along the way. Included were: an Alf air freshener, an acetylene torch, five or six pencils imprinted with the name Olive Branch Church, two unused Trojan condoms (exp. Date 2/04), a pair of white gloves like those worn by a drum major, two Barbie purses (approx 2" long in silver and gold), an umbrella sporting a New York Times funny pages motif, two paint brushes, a stick, $2.77 in change, a plastic fork and the remains of some sort of net (possibly for miniature basketball.) We stayed up late, drank a lot of Miller High Life Light and created a huge pile of junk in John's driveway. Everyone in attendance now knows how to use air tools. Or at least how to hook them up.
July 19, 2004
Patrick Antkowiak revived an old lead today. His mechanic buddy Horase Beloate said he might have a suitable car. Patrick and John headed out to Horase's place after an autocross to investigate. Love at first sight. It started right up and ran like a top. Horase wanted $300 plus $250 to install a working transmission. Agreed. We were to pick it up the following day. Turns out the transmission Horase had in mind was the wrong one, but he found another and installed it the next day while the cameras rolled. We ended up paying $600 for the car - still a good deal considering its condition and all the extra work Horase had to do to it. (By the way, if you need car repairs in the Dinwiddie area, call Mr. Beloate at 469-9420.) We loaded the car on the rental trailer and hauled it back to John's house in Richmond. Got to bed very late that night.
July 17, 2004
Jeff Pollard started working on the MartinEnduro website today. Funny because it's already up and running, right? That's the magic of advertising.

Jeff runs a website for Toyota truck enthusiasts called CustomTacos.com. He's freaky that way.

July 15, 2004
The clouds have lifted. We got our check today and will begin to burn through it immediately. The donation was generous, but the budget is tight, so we'll see how far we get before we have to start submitting random invoices to rival agencies.
July 11, 2004
The obstacles are beginning to show themselves regarding our funding. Understandably, there are some nervous lawyers in Richmond tonight. The team members have all agreed to sign any waiver they can dream up. We're trying to convince them that we're involved in a finely tuned racing venture in which harm will come to no one. All the while knowing it's a crapshoot. Anyway, the ball is back in their court. Mike Hughes and Paul McKee have been champions of our cause. They're willing to go down in flames for us. Right guys?
July 10, 2004
We made a field trip/scouting mission to Southside Speedway for our first enduro event. The cameras were rolling the whole time and the racing action was good. John seemed amused by the mayhem of the first few laps. Of the 43 cars that started the race, 19 finished. Most of the carnage happened early on. We walked around the pits after the race and talked to a few of the teams. Everyone seems surprisingly willing to share their secrets on how to cheat without getting caught. This was surprising and heart warming. The crowd wasn't huge, but there were a lot of people there. No fights. No injuries. No glass containers. Beer in cans is welcome.
Mid June, 2004
We've been looking high and low for a suitable car. The Holy Grail seems to be a 70's Monte Carlo, and for a brief moment we thought we'd scored one - a green '74 (pictured at left). John noticed it down the street from the home of Matt Wojtysiak (Martin Agency studio) after a late night of poker. Dented, dirty, a little rust. No price. He got the owner on the phone. She wanted $2,300. No dice.

John, Patrick and Mike Lear (Martin copywriter) went to see a $100 Pontiac that we found in the Trading Post. We were told not expect much, and in that sense we weren't disappointed. Besides being a V8, everything was wrong about this car. Rusty, four doors, broken stuff, wouldn't start. The family that owned it could not have been nicer, and for that reason alone we considered buying it. Instead, we didn't.

We also considered an '80's Pontiac Grand Prix that, for some reason, John thought was a V8 even though the ad didn't say so. John met the owner at a gas station in Providence Forge, then proceeded to follow him for miles, park and ride in a flatbed tow truck many more miles into the country only to find that the car was a V6. A sweet ride made more attractive by the fact that it had once been stolen. Still, no sale.
Early June, 2004
Well, we got the tentative go-ahead from The Martin Agency to form the team. Turns out Paul McKee (Martin Agency COO) is a car nut and was an easy sell. Too easy? We'll see. There are still some details to be worked out before we can get the money to start buying stuff. In the meantime, we'll start scouring the Trading Post and putting the word out that we need a car. Hoping to find something decent that doesn't cost more than $500. There's some leeway there, but that's the goal.

The MartinEnduro team is made up of a bunch of art directors, copywriters, producers, studio artists, IT guys, account execs, accountants, a photographer, a sculptor, an archaeologist, an '87 Olds Cutlass and a small refrigerator full of beer. Most of the aforementioned are advertising folks who hail from The Martin Agency in Richmond, VA.

We might not be very good at racing, but we have the only enduro car signed by Dale Jarrett, driver of the No. 44 UPS Toyota. So there.



Enduro racing is basically the lowest form of stock car racing where cars cannot be modified for speed. The intent is to provide a way get into racing without spending a lot of money. Races at Southside Speedway in Richmond, Virginia, generally last 50 laps with around 30 cars starting. There is no qualifying. Starting positions are determined by random drawing. There is some prize money involved but it's not much, and we're certainly not in it for the money.

Across the country, enduro rules vary. Everything from schoolbuses to cars pulling campers have taken to the track to battle it out. Here in Virginia, the purists prevail. No gimmicks and a fairly stringent set of rules. So what's the attraction? Driver skill level is suspect. Barring a valid driver's license there are no requirements (e.g., MartinEnduro driver John Ryland has never raced before and hasn't even gotten a speeding ticket in five years or so.)

It's an absurd world we live in. Welcome.